So I'm confused, is your nephew named Elliot, or were you just addressing me? Who's on first?
Tips on Deli work: Make sure you get their drinks right away after you ring them up. Even if there's a big line. And you have to tuck the bag in and fold over about half an inch to an inch and then give it one neat crease. Fold toward the customer. Never crumple. If you're slicing lemons for a drink you can do a little trick where you slide the lemon onto the flat part of the knife and then plop into the ice tea or lemonade or diet coke. That way you never touch the lemon with your hands. You're the king of cash registers so I don't have to tell you about counting back change. You'd be shocked how many people just hand over a wad of cash and coins with no explanation. And no matter what, even if it is that kind of party, DO NOT stick your dick in the mash potatos.
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