Fishing for Frod

Show starts at 7pm. The afterparty's where the real action's going to be. I won't reveal what I have secretly planned but I will tell you that it rhymes with Rogaine and Glow-jobs.

Yo Jonny and Mike and Sonya and Tim. Come to my Oscar party on Sunday. I'm working on rules for the drinking game as we speak. Any suggestions? I"ll be serving Popeye's chicken and biscuits and PBR.

so it seems that when I go to New York in April, I am going to a new play by Sam Shepard (I think) and starring none other than Jeff Goldblum...my dad got the tickets and I didn't even have to ask him!!....I think Strawberry is driving us....part time cabbie I hear....and according to my old man, Ricky Henderson is in the arrogant baseball player hall of fame....right behind reggie jackson....

jonboy, I don't think anyone is pimping the legacy of Ray! How absurd! ohh by the way I just scored one of his toenail clippings on ebay for super cheap!! Booyah!!

I'll be meeting Dean in four days! I get to go to the hundred dollar a plate Democrat fundraiser for free....Dean is the special guest....

tim, they love the tsunami joke in Lawrence!

that's great about the Virgin Sandwich, Jesse....say a prayer for me....and one for Wright who is in rehab in Arizona at the moment...it was of his own volition....he'll be alright I'm sure....if anyone wants more details email me...on the DL....

It is a beautiful day for Democrats. And guess what?!! Dean is gonna be in Lawrence at Liberty Hall in two weeks!! Shit yeah!! I gotta go out and get a tacky green shirt! I'm gonna try and help organizers with this visit and get involved. Meet the Dean through Democracy For America. This is fantastic!

It's official! He's in.

Man Bush is dumb. Listen to him try to explain his social security plan in this first bit on the Al Franken show. What a retard.

elliot, is that really you?? did you thin your lips and gain 100 lbs that summer? seriously, it looks like an impersonator....and dean really spit in some girl's face? he's gonna have to cut that out! either way I am glad you were there to regulate (or your doppelganger was...)

Howard Dean'll be awesome. We'll have great quotes on Sunday morning talk shows for years to come. To celebrate, here's a pic from my sojourn in New Hampshire:



This is Howard Dean right before he spit in a girl's face. She was totally talking smack about how John Kerry had boned Judy Dean in the butt. That's me in green. I had to stop the two of them from grabbing each other's hair and getting into a nasty cat fight.

I think it is just fucking brilliant that Dean is head of the DNC...for one thing, you're gonna see a rejuvenation of genuine Democratic values...to have someone with conviction talking about disparities of wealth and grassroots activism is inspiring indeed...the fact that the anti-war candidate (among others) is now the head of the party....dean arouses ire of the establishment because they are scared of the guy in washington....he is gonna decentralize the party to an extent and put a whole lot more focus on the state parties...I think it is a stellar boost for democratic candidates to have dean in there....we've already seen how innovative he is with campaigning...keep in mind, he freaks the hell out of the beltway...there is was certainly an anybody-but-dean contingency in the top tier of the democratic party....he is gonna shake it up....although I am not exactly certain what power or clout he has as DNC chair...I'm totally psyched...and as an organizer for Democracy For America, I think it will only mean enhanced recognition for national grassroots progressives....

and Bush's Budget? fuckin appalling....he has lost his mind....I gotta give it up to Jackson Jr. and good ole Teddy K for speaking out on the Feed the Greed/Fuck the Need Philosophy.....

and did you about Jose Canseco's book? he's all talking about how he turned Ivan Rodriguez and others on to roids when he was in Texas? when Bush was governor? Eh?


remember The Fly?....bzbzzzz.....and I always thought jeff should've been Beetlejuice....fuck michael keaton....

"come mr talisman, talis me banahna, daylight come and me wanna go home...."- by the way that song is about spiders...warding the spiders away from the tropical banana crates....

I too am a sucker for Jeff Goldblum...

GO PAUL! I must say he did look rather badass up there on the crucifix stage with flashing buick sedans...I suspect a little product placement...yeah...baby you can drive my car?....

and how bout those lackadaisical philladelphians!!...all huffin and puffin....such a shame...I was rooting for them because they had green jerseys....and donavan mcnabb is a badass....but, as Jackson Browne (another illustrious JB) said...."runnin on empty....running out....running into the sun but I'm running behind..." (did you ever get that album elliot?)

Sonya, I always wanted my own cooking show too....although I made some salsa yesterday when I was stoned and it turned out terrible....so consider...

elliot you should have your mom draw a cartoon about borscht preparation....

Jonny, if you off yourself, can I have my drafting table back? just kiddin...buddy...

i don't need it....oooooohhhhh....no, seriously, I jest....you're beautiful...you would get distracted before you could do any harm...how's the table treatin you anyway?

the humor is dark and murky...i just finished igby goes down....fuckin brilliant...I loved it...who knew a Culkin could be so right on....and a coked out Claire Danes playing a coked out Claire Danes...and I am just a sucker for jeff goldblum...

Hello again.

Elliot ...that clip of me was wierd to watch...but interesting. I felt like both a huge dork and a movie star simultaneously. I guess no one really likes to watch themselves on screen.

Jesse...I love you dearly, and vagina.

I think I have to actually smoke pot to become a stoner, which is the hard part for me.

I can't believe Paul is still kickin it...how long will the Pope last is the real question?

Tonight, I had my best kareoke moment ever. I sange "one more time" also known as "hit me baby one more time" by Britney Spears. It was a show stopper... I'm satisfied with having found my inner Britney. I highly reccommend that y'all do the same.


cheers,
S

Go Eagles! Fuck Paul McCartney!

Sonya should totally become a stoner! Then we could call her Stone-ya Marijuansky! That would be AWESOME!

I remember when her ambitions were so much grander...

Today's Frodfish Soundtrack® is for you...

I just got back from a dance party where Mike P and I got down...it was awesome. you should all check out www.gizoogle.com*...and do a search...it is fantastic.

Anyway, here are some thoughts:

1) I am not offended by it, but I think we should put an end to the sticking your dick in stuff discussion as well as the preganant pussy discussion. If neither of these discussions cease, I might start having to talk about vagina. And nobody likes the word vagina, nor does anyone want to hear about mine in detail.

2) I haven't read the blog in a week and I missed a bunch. JC-I will call you up baby! Dinner sounds awesome. Jesse B...I would just like to point out that in your post on Sunday January 30th, you addressed almost every other person on this blog personally minus me. This saddens me. It makes me feel like an afterthought...or even a not-thought.

3) Elliot, I got all of your pop-culture references, I am a failure at elitism. I have not seen Ray, but probably will. Mel deserves the snub, and frankly so does Moore...he asked not to be considered anyway...the big money hungry oaf (this is not to say that I do not appreciate the fact that he makes lefty documentaries, just that he isn't the nicest guy in town).

4) Why aren't there more dance parties?

4.5) Why don't people play early nineties hip-hop at parties in general ( I think this would remedy the lack of dancing)

5) How many of you think that I should become a stoner...people have been suggesting it to me lately?

6) I will stop blabbing now...but I hope you know that I love you all dearly, and please don't think of offing yourselves...particularly on April 11, as it is 11 days before my birthday and that would be sad.


xo,
S

*linkage by Elliot

its funny all this dick sticking talk, you guys have obviously been looking at too much asian porn with all your panangs and shwa bams, why don't you take a break from your curry cunts and get a load of some latino "oriented" spices. i ordered some take out chili from elliot's employer the other day, and hell ya i stuck my dick into it, what the hell did you think i was gonna do? eat that shit? hell no, i knew elliot and his boss's little republican wanker had already double dipped into that shit, gringo chili and shit. by the way, midget pussy isn't as tight as y'all might think, or at least that's what kevin says.

so i just got out of a concert in kaul auditorium, get this: the fairfield four. in case yall don't know who that is, (cuz i didn't until yesterday) its an old school gospel quartet that got a grammy for some tracks off "O BROther." that shit was hillarious, first off the sound quality was horrible, second off the barotone kept preachin and askin to get a witness, and not a god damn soul in the joint wanted to witness shit, except maybe tim's cock in curry. the F FOur must not have known that Reed's credo is atheism, communism and free love. these guys were preachin Jesus big time, backing up the war in Irak, and blamin all "mans'" troubles on Eve, so basically it was a big fuck up. duty calls men, good to know that yall care about eachother.

Speaking of JB's with really good tans...

Today's Frodfish soundtrack is...



Fred Wesely and the JB's - Blow Your Head

Everyone take note of JB's redneck farmers tan...that photo in front of Seymour AKA Captain Information AKA Mr. Bacon's Successor is one of my favorite's and I am still planning on using it for the album cover....

I bet we can all rest assurred that Kevin is absorbing very important theatre theory, taking steroids, going to church, and downloading lots of porn....I wouldn't be surprised if he likes pregnant pussy...

Elliot, that really was the most gawd awful track...bust a nut and have the baby drink it up?...I must have really come a long day because in grade school I would have dubbed Pregant Pussy genius status....I wonder if there is a midget in that group...sex ryhmes like that are enhanced ten fold when coming from the mouth of a small person with an uzi....

Tim, your jokes are a few marks short of mild wit...keep it up though...it's better than anything I can come up with...and by the way I did some language research before hand because I knew you would be on the blog so the panang pun was intended....since then I have stuck my dick in the tom kha (coconut soup- add shrimp for effect) , phad prik ( dry red curry with asian long beans) , and warm geikkekan sake (pure heaven).....however, I must warn my fellows never to stick their dicks in the glass noodle soup...

I am sure jonny and mike are presently sticking their dicks in toubouli salad or perhaps polenta...nawww....they're waiting to steal something from Trader Joes to stick their dicks into...may I suggest you stick your dicks in the bool kogi (korean barbequed flank steak)....just close your eyes and set sail...

Sonya, please except my apologies for the excessive vulgarity of this post...It is in honor of Keven Hodges....

Makes me wanna yodel...throw up both my hands!