whats the sound of one hand clapping? shut up bitch. so i heard from kevin, bad news, he turned gay and started riding steers for spare cash to support his steroid habit. he's still in texas dickin around the cactus, everytime he eats a taco he shits out a burrito and everytime he eats a burrito he shits out one hand clapping. when the sun sets over austin kevin sets out for the strappin adam, the local queer dive where he slips mickies to guys named pryor and then retreats into the shadows to wait for that moment when the cigarette falls and the drink slips, and then its "oh pryor. you've had too much too drink, i'll have to take you home, moo hua haha." too many burritos.