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Fishing for Frod

hopefully hands can touch in the middle of vast empty space to mack slap jiggy wap.

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Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Everyone take note of JB's redneck farmers tan...that photo in front of Seymour AKA Captain Information AKA Mr. Bacon's Successor is one of my favorite's and I am still planning on using it for the album cover....

I bet we can all rest assurred that Kevin is absorbing very important theatre theory, taking steroids, going to church, and downloading lots of porn....I wouldn't be surprised if he likes pregnant pussy...

Elliot, that really was the most gawd awful track...bust a nut and have the baby drink it up?...I must have really come a long day because in grade school I would have dubbed Pregant Pussy genius status....I wonder if there is a midget in that group...sex ryhmes like that are enhanced ten fold when coming from the mouth of a small person with an uzi....

Tim, your jokes are a few marks short of mild wit...keep it up though...it's better than anything I can come up with...and by the way I did some language research before hand because I knew you would be on the blog so the panang pun was intended....since then I have stuck my dick in the tom kha (coconut soup- add shrimp for effect) , phad prik ( dry red curry with asian long beans) , and warm geikkekan sake (pure heaven).....however, I must warn my fellows never to stick their dicks in the glass noodle soup...

I am sure jonny and mike are presently sticking their dicks in toubouli salad or perhaps polenta...nawww....they're waiting to steal something from Trader Joes to stick their dicks into...may I suggest you stick your dicks in the bool kogi (korean barbequed flank steak)....just close your eyes and set sail...

Sonya, please except my apologies for the excessive vulgarity of this post...It is in honor of Keven Hodges....



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