its funny all this dick sticking talk, you guys have obviously been looking at too much asian porn with all your panangs and shwa bams, why don't you take a break from your curry cunts and get a load of some latino "oriented" spices. i ordered some take out chili from elliot's employer the other day, and hell ya i stuck my dick into it, what the hell did you think i was gonna do? eat that shit? hell no, i knew elliot and his boss's little republican wanker had already double dipped into that shit, gringo chili and shit. by the way, midget pussy isn't as tight as y'all might think, or at least that's what kevin says.
so i just got out of a concert in kaul auditorium, get this: the fairfield four. in case yall don't know who that is, (cuz i didn't until yesterday) its an old school gospel quartet that got a grammy for some tracks off "O BROther." that shit was hillarious, first off the sound quality was horrible, second off the barotone kept preachin and askin to get a witness, and not a god damn soul in the joint wanted to witness shit, except maybe tim's cock in curry. the F FOur must not have known that Reed's credo is atheism, communism and free love. these guys were preachin Jesus big time, backing up the war in Irak, and blamin all "mans'" troubles on Eve, so basically it was a big fuck up. duty calls men, good to know that yall care about eachother.
