well, for fucks sakes, jaiva, where art thou?...we must hear from you at this instant........I imagine you are some hotshot phorensic pathologist in the Baltimore area by now....or maybe you work with chimps or something....I always tell the story of the bug eating contest....I miss Jaiva....
anyhow, dean was alright....I got to shake his hand and all...and then I told him that is wife was the wretch of a motherless goat and he flipped out on me with some crazy dropkick shit....I was amazed at how small his hands are....he is a little man....a little BIG man, rather, as Bushwick Bill would say....
and what the hell is all that smoke with tim and sonya, elliot....what the christ happened...was that the end? tim? sonya?
talked to ayelet yesterday and looking forward to kicking it in NY next month...I wanna track Caleb down....I hear he's a band manager and manabouttown.....as well he damn should be....with his dapper makers mark ass....still very much eager to see jeff goldblum....
and you've probably all heard about gool ole BTK....just about 100 miles south of Lawrence in Wichita he was....right outta the church of christ....crazy barstard....I'm perfectly convinced that the most sadistic irreverent fuckers I ever met, I met in catholic school...
oh yeah...and all of you should come to my party tommorrow....there is gonna be a big surprise....I can't tell you what it is, but it rhymes with "Beth and Grenadine Man Snakes".....
I saw MC Chris the other night...., of aquateen hunger force lore....he is fairly ineterestingly annoyingly talented....
