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Saturday, March 19, 2005

well, jaiva, indeed it is splendid to read your voice....hypersociability, ehh? ....think wright cronin....I think I may have suffered from that before....there must be some un-endearing aspects to it, though....pray elaborate....I am so curious....

I had to sit down and write this evening as I find myself in extraordinary circumstances that leave me simultaneously intrigued and apprehensive....and let me preface by saying that in the past week I have spent an arguably unhealthy amount of time watching court tv and grisley murder cases and reading my sisterinlawsstepfatherscott's book "Lustmord" which compiles all the great scribblings and letters and drawings of some of our favorite serial killers and all purpose psychopaths....so I am a little paranoid that someone is going to enter my bedroom in the middle of the night, tie me up with zip cord, and proceed to eat my flesh starting with my toes....and it was in this paranoia that I was basking in this afternoon while smoking a joint when the phone rang and mysisterinlawsmotherjanet called to let me know that she was bringing people home...lots of them...a whole family in fact...and they all had very biblical names....she had met them at church, when before the communion, the mother, a short elfin woman named cheryl, stood before the congregation and said that she and her family were traveling to Pennsylvania so that her husband could find work and they had very little money....her husband wasn't in the church, according to Janet, but waited outside....he was reading the Bible....so janet told cheryl that she, her husband, and thier seven children, ages between 2 and 15, could stay in the basement for the night and have a nice home cooked meal...the tykes are all very sweet and puritanical with names like ruth and malachi....I am praying they are not the children of the corn...the husband weirds me out...big bushy ted kasinski beard and a bit antsy...he wanted to watch the weather channel and sent the children up to request they eat downstairs so as to not subject the children to the large purebreed Labrodor, Jazz, who is nothing but a lump of sugar that hyperventilates and convulses when asleep, by the way....so they are down their now all huddled up presumably....I wonder if they are mormon or amish, as they are headed to Pennsylvania....maybe they can shack up with Elliot's family once in Lancaster....I'll be sure to provide a reference...that is if I make it through the night....you guys will know what happened...

I must put the true crime books down immediately!!...

Hope everyone is well....lock all your doors....there are some real crazies out there...toodles...
posted by Chris Pryor  # 7:29 PM
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