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Fishing for Frod

hopefully hands can touch in the middle of vast empty space to mack slap jiggy wap.

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Sunday, April 17, 2005

and I shall be dubbed "Gus the Virgin" from now on....and HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONYA!!!!! Life only seems to suck and be in a state of limbo because we have brilliant minds that are constantly searching for meaning and value in a meaningless and valueless world...at least that is my take on it....if you are depressed you are doing something right...if you are not in a state of mental/spiritual disarray then you are probably miserably ordinary and have nothing to offer the world....but the catch is, once you do offer something for the world, you are still in limbo....so I suggest you find a nice hobby like stamp collecting....or bug collecting....or, like calvin and hobbes, stamped bug collecting....

some michael jackson jokes:

1.what did the lady say to MJ on the beach?
2.how do you know it is bedtime at neverland ranch?
3.did you hear MJ was seen at Sears the other day?

punchlines::

1.excuse me, sir, could you get out of my "sun"...
2.when the big hand is on the little hand...
3.yeah, apparently there was a sale...little boy's pants half-off....
posted by Chris Pryor  # 1:29 PM
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